Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
Practice patience this month as the New Moon and Venus in Scorpio will lead to an influx of gossip and paranoia. Physical affection is great, but try pursuing healthy, committed relationships for once. You really don’t get a break this month as the full moon eclipse in Taurus (Nov. 19) will bring hordes of anxiety into your life.
Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20)
Please avoid starting the petty arguments that you love so much during the New Moon (Nov. 4). As Mercury moves into Scorpio, try not bother us with all your emotions (not every anthill needs to be a mountain, babe). Take time to prepare your arguments for the fights that will no doubt ensue during the Taurus eclipse on Nov. 19.
Gemini (May 21-Jun. 21)
Take time for yourself this month. During the new moon, everyone needs a break from your constant need to fix others’ problems and not your own. Dial down that gossip mill you are running as Mercury enters Scorpio (Nov. 5). Keep it light this month, as emotions around you will skyrocket during the Taurus eclipse (Nov. 19).
Cancer (Jun. 22-Jul. 22)
Before you go looking for your long time love, maybe look into therapy first. If you don’t try to work through that trauma, you should look forward to those insecurities breaking relationships apart. While Mercury is in Scorpio (Nov. 5), don’t let your jealousy and insecurity break apart your friendships (you know they were hard to find).
Leo (Jul. 23-Aug. 22)
This month you want to stay on top of your physical and mental health. Listen love, you can make yourself the center of everyone’s attention, but it doesn’t hide the fact that your anxiety is through the roof. While Mercury is in Scorpio (Nov. 5) you may find yourself to be filled with more anxiety than usual. Stay away from posting drama during the eclipse (Nov. 19), you will definitely want to preserve the friendship of anyone that can tolerate you.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Listen babe, don’t spin out quickly this month. Anxiety is in the air, and it isn’t necessary to take everyone down with you. As Mercury moves into Scorpio, take control of your love life. Be assertive for once. However, as the full moon and eclipse approaches (Nov. 19), you may want to lay low as those around you try to kill your perfectionist vibe.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct. 23)
During the new moon in Scorpio (Nov. 4), you may find yourself putting money over your relationships more and more. However, during the Taurus full moon and eclipse (Nov. 19), you will find yourself reaching an end. But, if we are all being honest, no one is surprised that the Tinder match you message every six days wants to end it, love.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21)
Take the opportunity during the new moon in Scorpio to meditate. Look forward to new friendships and relationships as your confidence increases. Take care of yourself during this month babe. Specifically, take time to practice self-care during the full moon and lunar eclipse in Taurus on Nov. 19.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Learn that you don’t always need to be the star of the party this month during the Scorpio new moon (Nov. 4). Take time to focus on yourself, babe. Expect that the unhealthy habits and coping mechanisms you’ve attached to will finally be dropped during the Taurus full moon.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
All right love, as fun as it sounds, please do not reach out to ex-friends or lovers during the New Moon (Nov. 4). We all know how obsessive you become in romantic relationships, but maybe try to appreciate the friendships that you have. During the Taurus full moon and eclipse (Nov. 19), please do us all a favor and leave the diva attitude at home for just one day.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
During the new moon in Scorpio (Nov. 4), take time to apologize to those who have been a recent victim of one of your skillfully placed petty comments. Apologizing won’t kill you love; we believe in you. The full moon and eclipse on Nov. 19, is already going to be a drama filled day, please resist the urge to stir the pot for your amusement.
Pisces (Feb. 19-Mar 20)
You can’t repress your anger forever, let it all loose during the new moon this month. Set boundaries with people so that you don’t get so jealous and dramatic during the full moon and eclipse. As fun as it is to watch as you burn all the bridges around you, no one wants to deal with the emotional wreck you will be afterwards, babes.
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